Barfing in a packed cafe...

A few years ago, a friend of mine and myself had just been out on the town on a Friday evening. Usually, we stop at an all night restaurant and have a meal. The place draws quite a crowd after the bars close. On this particular night, I was to witness something totally unexpected.

We had just been seated after standing and waiting in a crammed entry way about the size of a bathroom with hungry patrons wall to wall. In the front were three young ladies of college age who apparently had been doing some fun of their own. One pretty blonde looked a little green. She cupped her mouth and headed outside through the crowd in the entry way. However and fate would have it, she couldn't hold the deluge and hurled a big slimy blowout into the crowd. Needless to say, this did not do well for the cafe business.

She decorated the glass door and a half a dozen would be patrons before going into the parking lot do complete her undoing.

In a moment, the once crammed entry way was totally empty. I think many of the late breakfast hopefuls went on a diet. This isn't the end of the story.

People would drive in and would drive out. Yup! They saw enough because the damsel who was spilling her fun all over the parking lot was visible to all.

For such a slim little cutie, she managed to chuck griffiti over the entire area. I never dreamed a little lady could have so much content in her stomach. She was a traveling barfer as she walked around the lot dumping her cookies. The casualties were:

6 patrons
1 entry way
1 blue Thunderbird
The parking lot.

Well, that made my evening but I still want to cum when I think of it. That night, I did.

Friend's Sister PUKES!!!

On new years eve, me and a friend went to his uncle's party with his 16 year old sister. Well, as we were drinking fairly moderately, this girl just chugged beer and then went to liquor. Big mistake! Not to mention the fact that we ate lasangia there. Well on the way home, she was making some funny noises in the back of my friends car. She made a dash for the window which was half open and puked, and i mean puked!!! It shot about 3 ft out as we cruised down the highway!!! I've never laughed so hard in my life!!! But my friend wasnt happy because he had to clean the outside of his BMW, and some of the inside as some puke rolled down the inside of the window.

True Puke Story (by Paul)

This must have happened a good 8 years ago, I remember sitting in my class, and there was this girl I really liked, she used to sit in front of me, I remember speaking to her a few hours before the lesson, and she seemed to be very quite, in fact she hardly said a word, I figured she probably did'nt like me. anyway I'm in class looking at her even though I could only see her back, I noticed she put her head on the desk, I thought to myself maybe she is just tired, but it was odd considering she was a straight A student, and always listened in class and took notes. About 15 minutes through the lesson, she lowered her head from the table to the floor, she reached for her bag i believe, but before i knew what was going on i saw this brownish red liquid spray out of her mouth. It was all pretty sudden and i just remember the girl who was sitting close to her jump of her seat almost tripping over her own chair. Anyway the girl I liked stood up, I could see she had vomited all over her dress, and started running for the door, leaving a few trails of puke along the way. She didn't come to school for about 2 week's after the incident. and for the past few days there was a slight smell of her puke in our class, even though the cleaner washed the floor real good.

Glenda (by Mitch)

This happened about 5 years ago. Bob was driving some of us home from an afternoon party and I must admit that we were pretty drunk from daquaries and such. Ken was riding shotgun in the front seat. Ken is an absolute curmudgeon. He always finds something to complain about no matter how good things are going. Sandwiched between him and Bob was Glenda. Glenda is a cute girl about 26 or 27. She is a little wierd as she has very little people skills, but everybody put up with her because she is cute. I was sitting in the back passenger side.

We were in upstate New York and the road was fairly bumpy as happens in these rural towns. The local Rock station was playing some 60's oldies. Glenda mumbled something. Nobody could make sense of what she was saying. She mumbled it again. Ken said "Bob, you better pull over". Well, Bob was in a rush to get home and was not stopping for anything. Glenda mumbled again. Ken again said "Bob, you'd better pull over" but a little louder this time. Bob asked what the matter was. "I think that Glenda is gonna be......"

Too late. Glenda barfed a load of lunch and booze right into curmudgeon Ken's lap. "Oh" said Bob, quickly pulling the car over. Glenda got out and puke for about another minute on the side of the road while Ken tried to figure out what to do about his now disgusting pants. He took them off and tried to wipe them on the ground as best he could, then he put them in the trunk.

Bob and I laughed our asses off. When Glenda was done puking we did a little seat rearranging and got back in the pungent car. Bob drove, Glenda rode shotgun up front, I sat behind Bob and Ken sat behind Glenda. We had to open all the windows as the car stunk so much. Glenda still looked pretty woozy as we drove on over the bumpy road. All of a sudden we heard an "Urp" and Glendas head went to the open window and spewed the rest of her lunch out of the window of the moving car. Unfortunately for Ken, the car was moving pretty fast and his window was open also. The puke flew right back in the car through the rear window and landed on Kens' chest and face.

At this point Glenda announced to us that "I feel much better now". Ken however did not feel so good.

Mother In Law

I have always wanted to get sick with an older woman and I recently got my chance as my mother in law wrapped her arm around my neck and with sour breath told me she felt sick to her stomach. I told her i too felt like getting sick and that was it. She said, "lets make each other puke our guts out." Well, that was it, she started frenching me with sour sick to her stomach breath and before long I felt her stomach heave and she began to empty her sick stomach into my mouth. Yes, it tasted sour and it stunk but I swallowed it down even though I was feeling very sick myself. Now she leaned over and I held her erupting stomach as she retched several of quarts of stinking chunks all over both of us. That was it, my stomach could take no more, her stink got to me and as I leaned over to get sick to my stomach she cradled my neck, and threw up in my mouth again. What followed next was everything in my stomach my dinner and hers pouring out my nose and mouth while she held me as I smelled what was gushing out of me and all I could do was smell the stink of vomit and retch again.

Angelo and Carol

Carol and I had a very kinky relationship, we were together for about ten years when she began telling me how bored she was. One night, she had been complaining quite a bit about it, and I decided to set things to rights. I cooked her a nice big dinner... Pasta... salad... the works... and a bottle of wine, which I insisted she finish off. After the meal, I led her to our fun room, and tied her down on all fours. I began by pushing my ample cock deep into her throat, hoping to get her to gag, but to no avail. So I took out a thin but very long dildo, and began probing her sweet ass with it. Predictibly, it came out dirty, after such a large meal. I presented it to her mouth, and, grabbing her hair, I forced it in to her throat. Of course, the moment she tasted her own filth, she began to wretch uncontrollably. I asked her if she had enough, and her only reply was "fuck me". I made my way behind her, sliding my member deep into her dirty ass. Still in control of the toy, I pushed it further down her throat, bringing on more spasms of violent wretching, as I fucked her tight asshole. As I neared my orgasm, I pulled my cock out of her ass, and stuffed it deep in her mouth, causing her to gag once again, helplessly. I blew my load deep in her throat, and bent over... kissing the drops of vomit from the corners of her sweet mouth. As my tongue made it's way into her mouth, she got the strangest look on her face, and heaved one final time, right into my awaiting mouth. Of course, by this time, I was beginning to feel a bit sick myself, and quickly returned the favor, spewing all over her gorgeous body.She looked up at me and smiled, and I knew right then and there that we would never be the same again.

Parking Lot Puke (by Mike)

Just last christmas season I was turning into a parking space and the car in the spot next to it had the drivers door open. I cautiously finished parking, noticing a woman sitting in the drivers seat. I got out and started to walk past her car when I heard the unmistakable sound of her starting to vomit. She leaned out and with one hand on the wheel and the other pressing against her stomach, she hurled a load of puke onto the parking lot next to her car. Surprised, I stopped and waited, not sure if I should approach her and offer some help. I slowly walked over to her and asked if she was alright. She looked to be in her 30's and very attractive. She was wearing a big, thick, white fox fur jacket and a black velvet dress. She was really a mess. Her fur jacket had vomit all over the front of it, and the lap of her velvet dress was splattered with chunky sour goo. She wiped her mouth with the sleeve of her jacket. "Please don't bother, I'm so embarrased...I feel more about to come up". I had to force myself to walk away, I was so turned on by the whole mess. Her beautiful thick white fur soiled and wet with medium brown chunky vomit. Some of the vegetables bits, meat, and gravy looking puke sticking to her hand and fingers. I couldn't have witnessed a more erotic scene.

In the shower...

Hello slaveboy. 22 fem here. Heres my true story. When I take a shower I drink 2 raw eggs, then I get in the shower and start to masturbate. When I get close to cumming I stick 2 fingers down my throat and puke the eggs all over my tits and pussy and I masturbate in the mess that's left over. Enjoy!