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THE TRUTH
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So you've lifted the lid and found me out! The truth, if you haven't figured it out yet, is that this entire site is a very elaborate practical joke! If you're offended by what you see and read in this site, then the joke's on you! I put all this stuff up on the Net mainly for the purpose of burning the butts clean off of all the self-important turds and born-again bozos who want to trample on our freedom of expression. You know who I mean. The ones who tried to fuckin' crucify Ozzy and Jello and Ice-T and Marilyn Manson. This happy little puke-fest goes out to all of them. Especially so-called "former drug czar" William Bennet, who inspired me to create this site when he tried to blame all the ills of the world on musicians (yeah, I'm one of the latter). And if some of those high and mighty nitwits get stiff dicks and drippy pussies over the things they see and read in this site, all I can say is, "Ha ha ha". So I hope y'all take this site in the right frame of mind and have a good laugh. And if you've really got a sexual vomit fetish, well, that's cool too. Have fun and do your own thing. But try not to hurt anybody. Lotsa love, Slaveboy. |
UPDATE (August 12, 2000)When I wrote that little blurb 6 months ago, I had no idea what the reaction to this site would be. I thought I'd annoy the hell out of people and a bunch of them would be sceaming for my head on a plate for just thinking of this. I was really gonna fuck shit up.Well here it is, a bit more than six months later, and the site has had over 35,000 visitors. And so far three (count 'em, 3) of them have said they didn't like the site. In the same period, hundreds of people have said what a great thing they think it is that I'm doing. Go figure. So it turns out that there are many, many people out there who get turned on by puke. And from some of the many fantastic pictures and stories people have sent in, it's not so hard to see why. People who get off on puke, by the way, are called "emetophiles" and most of them seem to be first-rate folks. If you want to find out more about this, there's a newsgroup for emetophiles (and us "emeto-amused" types as well) called alt.fondle.vomit. There's also an F.A.Q. explaining what it's all about. Be sure to check it out. And if you find yourself having erotic thoughts about puke, rest assured, you're far from alone. So keep on pukin', Slaveboy. |
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