Vomitchick's Tasty Tidbits


1.

I was at mcdonalds one day eating one of those huge burgers. It was a long time ago. I was eating like an arch burger if you've ever heard of that. I was really hungry so I decided to order one arch burger and one order of fries and a shake. I drank the shake first. It was strawberry. I ate the hamburger and then the fries. I finished and I was feeling kinda nauseous asfterwards. I told the manager the food was bad and that I was feeling sick and that I was probably going to throw up from it. The manager said he would give me my money back. I got my money and the second I walked out the door, my stomach contracted and I made a noise and then threw everything I had in my stomach up. I came back inside and told the manager I had just thrown up and that he could expect a call from my lawyer. Just then, I threw up all over the counter. I was heaving and wretching and everything. I got in my car and got about one block from mcd's and the feeling came again. I felt really nauseous so I pulled over to the side of the road and proceeded to puke again and again until all I kept throwing up was massive amounts of water. I stopped at a gas station and told the clerk I needed to puke and I needed to use the bathroom. The clerk pointed me to the bathroom where I got sick many times. The fries came up undigested and I kept throwing up water. I kept barfing until I couldn't anymore. When I got home, I barfed up some more water and bile. I kept a trashcan by my bed in case I had to heave up water which I did many times. It splattered and everything.

2.

I get sea sick really easily so when I was on my friends boat, we were on the pacific and the boat just kept swaying back and fourth. I finally decided I couldnt hold the vomit down anymore so I decided to lean over the side of the boat and get sick. I did! Over and over again. It was all over the side of the boat and even though the waves were still soon after, I still was heaving everything I had in my stomach up. I had a cup of water because my mouth tasted bad and soon after, I was throwing that up too. Never had I seen so much vomit.

3.

I was driving my car past a desert with weeds and wildlife all around. I felt the urge to vomit because I had eaten a lot that day. I felt fat, and I hate that feeling. I built up the nerve and pulled on the side of the road. I got out of the car and leaned down near the bushes. I stuck my fingers down my throat so far that it was almost instantaneous. I began to gag and finally threw up in the bushes. I kept squeezing my stomach as hard as I could to get all the food out. I stopped for a minute. I couldn't begin again, so I stuck my fingers down my throat again and started barfing my guts up. I got sick so much that I felt weak and could hardly stand up. I knew there was still food inside my stomach so I kept heaving up and puking until only water and bile came up. I could taste the hamburger I had that day including the fries. I got back inside the car and felt fine. I was just about to get going again when this nauseous feeling came upon me again. I knew I was going to be sick, but I didn't have time to open the door. I was too weak anyway. I leaned out the window and barfed up again. I got sick on the side of the road at least 3 times. I was retching and heaving and spitting up even after my stomach was empty. I could even taste the kool-aid I had for breakfast. My barf was brown and yellow and green and very watery. I thought of the worst thing I could think of and that made me begin to retch and puke up again. I was throwing up for a long time until I felt thin again. I went about my way.




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